Be Thatcherite in the Eighties, caring in the Nineties, and rise effortlessly Do it the other way round, and sink Grammar schools are evil Grammar schools are our only hope Proclaim socialism Bury it. The question is: will circumstances be normal on Monday? Will the left back down with a view to the 6 June elections, or do they feel strongly enough to question Mr Gonzalez's leadership with an eye on the next elections four years hence? Mr Gonzalez has said he would not run then and has hinted he may stand down in mid-term, should he win this time.Meanwhile, both leading parties, the Socialists and the conservative Popular Party (PP), began jettisoning, or trying to dump, members whose names had been linked with corruption. Then comes the crash of dynamite going off, followed by a rush of smoke and dust and the grinding rumble of a collapsing building. In the past 20 years, so many people in the professional crafts movement have begun to explore independent ideas that the word craft has became a hindrance.''Applied Arts' was chosen because the V & A, a frequent customer, is known as the museum of the applied arts. 'Lang calls it 'taking your cathedral with you',' says Richter.Given the practical problems of getting six grand pianos together for a live recital, Piano Circus might just as well try building the cathedral themselves. By what right do barristers and their cohorts, law firms and their clerks, and the rest of the o'er toppling panoply of the legal profession feel entitled to charge such staggering sums? A successful barrister can earn more than pounds 250,000 a year; a really top silk (to use their own smug jargon) two or three times as much. That a legal training is long and arduous is well-known - though in these days of computers, when all precedents could be and, I understand, are stored on computer and accessed at the touch of a button, I doubt whether it need still be as long. This is part of the three-year City Research Project on London's competitiveness, which is to report later this year. It concludes that the total net revenue of the wholesale markets was more than pounds 11bn in 1991.

'I would have liked to have had Chris involved for many reasons. But when John Major's 'blitz on crime' amounts to a tip about prickly hedges, every act of socialising adulthood must count.The writer teaches in Oxfordshire, at a comprehensive school where the pupils are, thankfully, motivated and hard working.(Photograph omitted). Ship owners and trade unions are being consulted about the recommendations which, if agreed by the Department, will become mandatory on all British registered shipping. A number of village captains live or work there, and last week one of several phone calls was between Billy Dawe, the greengrocer who captains Stinchcombe, and Maurice Longney, the butcher from whom he gets his meat.

SCOTLAND is the land that cries wolf. Mr Fawcett was introducing them to the theory and practice of dowsing, and its application in tracing the outline of long-vanished buildings and gardens.Julian Prideaux, the trust's chief agent, said that Mr Fawcett, a garden consultant to the trust and once its public relations officer, had 'slightly badgered' them to allow him to make his presentation there. He only plays in the big ones for which he doesn't have to qualify 'They have their rules and I have mine,' he said. Each bore a single .22 calibre bullet-hole in the back of its skull.. Brown was powerless, having handed over the exhibits for posterity.

The friend recorded the plan on Sams's computer, he said.John Milmo QC, counsel for the defence, asked: 'What was your friend's attitude when you explained to him what you had planned?'Sams replied: 'He just said it was a brilliant idea and we left it at that.'That conversation took place at his workshop on 6 July 1991, Sams said. That should be funded by American taxpayers in the name of promoting international relations. Police were hunting two boys, aged about 12, who stole a 15- year-old boy's scrambling motorbike after knocking him off the machine with a crowbar at Preston, Humberside.. The village of Dolgenbrodt, set among the wooded lakes south-east of Berlin, is tranquil even by rural eastern German standards There are 260 inhabitants, many retired. About 800 people are referred every year to the clinic, by which time they have usually each seen between two and 30 other specialists, including dentists, ear, nose and throat surgeons, neurologists and neurosurgeons. Even measured by our underlying inflation rate of 2.8 per cent - more comparable with other countries' ways of measuring inflation - our real interest rates are a minimum of 2.7 per cent (and 4.7 per cent even for mortgage borrowers whose lenders cut rates last week).This compares with 0.5 per cent in the US and 1.2 per cent in Japan, both economies with similar burdens of debt.