The largest collection of classical bronze art works ever found has been lifted from the bottom of the Adriatic by a team of Italian archaeologists. Production across the industry fell 16 per cent in 1992 and is expected to drop by almost the same amount again this year, taking it below the level of the last recession years in 1982/3. It aims to put the wit back into Wittgenstein, the man who once said he'd like to have written a treatise consisting entirely of jokes, except that he had no sense of humour (a comment whose very wryness seems to give the lie to itself).The tour takes in, inter alia, a rhino, a man from Mars, Austria, the Norwegian fjords and the Russian front (all evoked elliptically in a matte black studio), and the equally exotic world of the Cambridge elite, starring a camp Maynard Keynes in a lilac suit, a foppish Bertrand Russell (Michael Gough), and his mistress Lady Ottoline Morrell (Tilda Swinton in a succession of wagon-wheel hats and neon-colour feather boas). Two computer buffs have spent years working out the exact measurements of Hoss's head from a computer-enhanced image, so if they find the hat, they will at least know whether it is his or not.Meetings are irregular, and only called at the last minute But the opening ritual is always the same. As an 'Ulster exile' now living in England, I am only too aware of the shortcomings of media coverage of events in Northern Ireland.

'It is not my fault,' she sobbed 'How can I help it? That is why I feel I can't possibly live here. 'The majority of Germans still think of it as an upper-class game, the way they used to think about tennis. Since the grisly murder and dissection of five prostitutes in London's East End 105 years ago, the suspects have included the Duke of Clarence, Queen Victoria's grandson and heir presumptive to the throne; the painter, Walter Sickert; and the playwright, Oscar Wilde. 'In Barcelona, we saw less of the Olympics than people at home. When William Archer died in 1924, after more than 40 years as a critic, director, campaigner, and (at the last gasp) successful playwright, no one of his generation had done more to shape the future of the English theatre. These spots could be caused by methane gas, which can be generated by decomposing material for up to 50 years after the tip is filled..