I am going to have a friend to talk to and make everything seem better - though not in lesbian way. I thought: 'What am I dreaming about Richard Ingrams for?' I decided it was a sign I should send him a card So I wrote: 'I am here It is hot Hope you are well.' Then he wrote to me, and I wrote back We talked about our lives. When I saw him again, I knew a lot about him - and he knew a lot about me."At the end of that summer, Bosley returned to London, sad, angry and broke "Richard and I were both going through a period of loss His wife had left him in 1991 and I was losing my husband Apart from that, we were strangers I wasn't in his world Private Eye meant nothing to me And then, suddenly, there was an attraction 'Oh my God,' I thought, 'I fancy him But he's too old I can't fancy him!' "She also knew it was time to move on. "Brett had asked me what I was going to do, and I had told him I wanted to be in a stable relationship where we cooked dinner, watched telly and went to bed. I hadn't had that sort of normality since I was a teenager, though at that time I was out there clubbing, being a wildcat."In the end, she wasn't with Brett when he died She had left him in anger and hadn't returned Does she regret that? "Yeah I wasn't at his funeral, either I regret that too But the anger's gone. I could not scream for the guard as that is the worst thing you can do here So I had to swap my jeans for a filthy old sarong.

Had just got off to sleep when was woken by something sucking my neck It was the Lesbian Ring who had got me They all started kissing and groping bits of me. I could not bribe them to stop because I had already given away my Wonderbra and no way was I going round with no knickers. Leonard, meanwhile, had been carrying on as normal, was shagging three other people and simply could not be arsed to explain that the reason he hadn't rung was that he was a cheap promiscuous weed with no manners.Midnight Aargh Aargh. Shaz indignantly rang British Telecom to berate them for turning her number ex-directory and took her answerphone back to John Lewis. Minutes spent imagining what new thighs will look like in white DKNY hipsters. 257.Things could not be said to be going particularly well, but then as it is written in The Road Less Travelled self-help book it is not a question of life always turning out to be nice but of what you make of the cards which you are dealt.